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out quicker than hopes at making it to the play-offs. The week started with all focus on golf’s latest child prodigy, but it has ended with a former wonder kid finally fulfilling her great promise. faster than the babysitter’s boyfriend when the car pulls up. sold out quicker than a rainbow-print shirt at an LBGT festival. vanished quicker than (one hit wonder)’s music career. gone quicker than a cheesy poof in the hands of Cartman. disappeared faster than a watermelon in the hands of Gallagher. gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane. faster than a new version of anything by Microsoft needing to be patched. gone faster than a (container of indigestion remedy/domesticated animal) in a (restaurant). lost faster than an intern’s dignity at a cigar club meeting.
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faster than the wife can figure out a way to spend it. left faster than a man after hearing the pregnancy test results. faster than a cheetah could pounce on a limping. 06-27-2014 08:14 PM: Asian Video Beautiful Girls (Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thailand ) avbb: Asian / JAV Movies: 231: 02-20-2014 09:10 AM: Japanese / Asian / China / Korean All Ethnic Picture Sets: KamKul31: Models and Babes: 143: 02-13-2014 07:10 PM: Japanese / Asian / China / Korean All Ethnic Video: KamKul31: Asian / JAV Movies: 60: 02-13. quicker than (celebrity) signing up for a (notorious topic celeb is linked with) convention. quicker than your mother can unbutton her overalls.
METCN – 2014 06 22 PASSWORD
I was trying to come up with something funny for a Facebook comment about how quickly I would have kicked a romantic potential to the curb based on an action he had taken against a lady friend (installing password trackers on her computer), and had trouble finding very many good ones, so I decided to make my own list! Here is a list of several of the best “Quicker than a.” or “Faster than a.” one-liners that I made up or found online.